1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become a VIP member to opt out of all ads on www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,961 The Temple of the Amarus of the Misty Cliff 3 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,726 is the most famous of Mount Emei, 4 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,611 especially for the people of Western Sichuan. 5 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,570 It’s a busy day. 6 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,767 In the chapel of Guanyin is the statue of Bodhisattva, 7 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,964 designed by the famous artist Wu Daozi 8 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,242 and dating back 800 years. 9 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:26,980 Guanyin answers prayers, 10 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,122 also a flood of believers 11 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,482 comes to kneel and pray to the statue 12 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:37,127 for a son, for health or to drive away evil spirits. 13 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,648 Push yourself! Get out! 14 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,130 Get out! Out ! 15 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,210 He's crazy! What is happening? 16 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,205 How dare we blaspheme Guanyin like this?! 17 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,647 You will be damned! Hit him! To death! 18 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,165 This is sacrilege! 19 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,280 Let's run away! 20 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:38,609 What is true happiness? 21 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,929 Today’s happiness causes tomorrow’s misery. 22 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:45,050 Tomorrow's sadness results from today's actions. 23 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,407 That being said, 24 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,684 I prefer to seek happiness... today! 25 00:02:50,365 --> 00:02:52,278 You are wrong. 26 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:58,682 Take the Prince of Ning... He leads a dissolute life, 27 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:01,448 ...and collects objects and people the most beautiful in the world. 28 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,808 But do you really think he's happy? 29 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,251 While he indulges his inexhaustible passion, 30 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,204 discontent is spreading among his people. 31 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,762 How could he be happy while his people are suffering? 32 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,770 How can this sack of shit be compared to a cultured scholar like me? 33 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,647 I will not forgive you for this affront! 34 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:40,288 Lin, aren't we too young to get married? 35 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,967 We haven't taken enough advantage of it. 36 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,611 I'm sure we would regret it. 37 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,370 If I had a pretty wife, 38 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,688 I wouldn't care if I lost my freedom. 39 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:52,687 At least come and see for yourself! 40 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,246 And if you don't like him, don't marry him! 41 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:55,521 I don't want to get married. 42 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,530 Master, Mr. Lin is waiting in the living room. 43 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,005 As you wish ! 44 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,211 But you have to go there and see for yourself! 45 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,849 Miss, you have nothing to lose. 46 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,726 No, I don't want to. 47 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,965 And Mr. Tie is so old-fashioned 48 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,890 that his daughter must be a real burden, 49 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,727 and your sex life will be... 50 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,470 But go ahead! Don't beat around the bush! 51 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,508 My dear Mr. Lin, How is your father? 52 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:28,622 He's fine. 53 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,921 This is Wei Yangsheng, a good friend of mine. 54 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,440 He came to accompany me. 55 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,527 Mr. Lin, I'm really sorry... 56 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:42,570 My daughter doesn't want to see you. I didn't raise her well enough. 57 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:43,602 Sorry to have made you come for nothing. 58 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,326 In that case, let's go. We have other commitments. 59 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,730 Let's go, let's go. So, goodbye. 60 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,048 Master, Mademoiselle is coming to see the guests. 61 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,921 If Miss Tie has decided, we will stay a little. 62 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,685 Yes yes ! 63 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,682 My daughter's mother died when she was young, 64 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,125 so she is a little spoiled. 65 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,202 For everything that concerns her, 66 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,811 she always made her own decisions. 67 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:19,205 Dad, I only deal with minor matters. 68 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,550 But marriage is your business 69 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:25,404 because a woman has to follow the rules, right? 70 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,722 If my daughter is still not married, 71 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,611 she is my only daughter 72 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,649 and that the suitor must marry into our family. 73 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,088 The young lady is very pretty! 74 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,408 Their first child must bear our name, 75 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,768 a condition that has caused many men to flee. 76 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,651 Well... I'm 3rd generation and... 77 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,480 For 7 generations, for my part! 78 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,371 But if I have the honor... 79 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,688 to marry a young lady like Miss Tie, 80 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,610 I have no fear of marrying into the Tie family. 81 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,650 It's decided, I'll get married at the Tie family. 82 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,490 All my children will bear your name. 83 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:55,527 It's decided for me too. 84 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,526 Even my grandchildren will bear your name. 85 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,405 But... 86 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:05,081 ...I have already made arrangements with Mr. Lin's parents and I must comply... 87 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,521 So... 88 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:10,405 Do you have a sheet of paper? 89 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,444 Miss, he has a lot of talent! 90 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:29,641 Here is your quick portrait... 91 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,564 which, I hope, Mr. and Miss Tie will be able to comment on. 92 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,087 A drawing comes to life under the skillful strokes of the artist. 93 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,965 Moved and sparkling eyes, scarlet lips, 94 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,760 Like a woman born from a poem by Song Yu. 95 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:44,529 Miss Dong next door cannot match her. 96 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,129 Dad... I've made up my mind. 97 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:55,001 I won't marry anyone other than Wei Yangsheng. 98 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,130 And I won't marry anyone other than Miss Tie. 99 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,569 Congratulations! 100 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:04,600 Mr. Lin...Mr. Lin! 101 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:26,601 Allow me to introduce you to a good friend. 102 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,604 This is the scholar Shangguan Shun. 103 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,401 This is my friend Weiyangshang. 104 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,806 - Enchanted. - Enchanted. 105 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,403 Sorry, the Master asks you. 106 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:37,841 Oh, excuse me. 107 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,164 This is Mr. and Mrs. Good Luck. 108 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,640 They are over 90 years old and married for over 70 years. 109 00:07:43,690 --> 00:07:45,881 The Master invited them so that you receive their blessing. 110 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:47,241 Mr. and Mrs. Good Luck, 111 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,005 I hope you are well. 112 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:53,128 Well, I'll give you a red pouch later.... 113 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:57,483 My dear, look at you. 114 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,726 You have food all over you. 115 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,445 Forgive my naivety, but... 116 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,649 you have been married for so long... 117 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:08,129 How did you manage to stay so in love? 118 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:12,611 Oh, I don't know how to explain it. I just know that I love him very much. 119 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:18,641 What we call love cannot exist that by doing it... 120 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:23,009 If you haven't made love in years, 121 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,771 how can you still be in love? 122 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:29,120 Sex is not a problem, you will understand this later! 123 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,526 What stupidity... 124 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:55,100 The couple addresses Heaven and Earth... 125 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,000 ...then bows to the parents... 126 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:47,649 It's fun! 127 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,321 A moment... 128 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:04,803 Dear husband... Does it hurt? 129 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,249 Even if it's painful, it will be fantastic! 130 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:25,047 Fortunately, it doesn't hurt, but... 131 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,403 I won't say it was fantastic. 132 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,555 Um... I have to admit, there is room for improvement. 133 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:37,607 With a little practice, it can only get better! 134 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,170 Did you see? 135 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,444 No, I blinked, so I missed it! 136 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:12,042 You hate the Prince of Ning, why do you want to enter the Tower of Rarities? 137 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:15,881 If I do not enter the tiger's den, how to obtain proof of his crimes? 138 00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:17,885 Hmm... You have a point. 139 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,606 Your Highness, this is the friend who wishes to meet you. 140 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:47,764 I guess you know the rules, isn't it? 141 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,923 To enter, I must contribute to your collections. ...Here is mine. 142 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,926 It comes from my father's collection. 143 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,924 This is not really a rarity. 144 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,010 Coral is... very common, but... 145 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:05,489 ...such a red coral... is quite rare. 146 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,926 Go find some corals in the storage room. 147 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,283 You thought shit like that would let you in? 148 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,246 Take one of these wastes as compensation, and I don't see you here anymore. 149 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,487 Understood ? 150 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,986 My ignorance disgraces me... 151 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,368 I am not in a position to accept a gift of Your Highness. 152 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:45,687 ...I'm going to take my leave. 153 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,526 I thought I could appreciate your collections... 154 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,241 ...but see it as a false presentation like a work of art! 155 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,882 This canvas has been appraised... 156 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,880 The paper, ink, seal are from the Tang dynasty, 157 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,283 even the brushstrokes are Wu's signature. 158 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,243 How can we believe that it is a counterfeit? 159 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,481 Cut the edges... 160 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,520 It consists of 2 pieces of paper. 161 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:16,682 This fake uses a very rare old paper. 162 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:17,728 The rice paper on top 163 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,008 was used to copy Wu's paw. 164 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,283 But the bottom sheet date of the last reign of the Southern Tang Kingdom. 165 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:27,727 You will see filigree plum blossoms there. These two papers are 200 years apart, 166 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,247 how could this be possible?... Checkmate. 167 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,327 Your expert talent is rare, 168 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,768 I therefore grant you access to the Tower. 169 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:40,563 THANKS. 170 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,120 Look... 171 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,562 ...a horse. 172 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,406 Touch it. 173 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,525 Could it be...? 174 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,605 This is the legendary Bloody Sweat Horse. 175 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,929 Ha... I can't believe it! 176 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,642 It's nothing compared to the Pavilion of Ultimate Happiness. 177 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:18,682 However, before entering you will need to take some opium. 178 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,968 After taking it, you will achieve ecstasy, 179 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,767 and everything will seem unreal. 180 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,131 Let’s have a drink! 181 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,287 Am I still drinking? 182 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,483 Yes, yours! 183 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,806 Don't go away... 184 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,248 If I catch you... You'll regret it! 185 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,050 Do you know him? 186 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,723 It's Shangguan Shen. 187 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,051 He was one of my guests... 188 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,725 at my wedding... 189 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,409 Shangguan Shen is my guest, 190 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,085 I'm letting him in here because... 191 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,687 ...he has 127 wives and concubines! 192 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:48,683 Apart from the Emperor, he is the one who the most women in the world! 193 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,881 But... 194 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,728 ...their quality is average... 195 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,450 Let me make a mark on your neck! 196 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,520 Here is the most beautiful woman in the world... 197 00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:18,568 Skin clear as morning snow... 198 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,322 The scent of autumn rain, jade bones... 199 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,450 Neither too small nor too big... 200 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,568 Every part of his body... 201 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,488 is of a very high level! 202 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,722 The embodiment of the most perfect feminine proportions, 203 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,484 beauty in its purest form! 204 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,683 But... she has a terrible character. 205 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,204 I am terribly sorry, Sir. 206 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:51,762 Female dog ! 207 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,486 Miss, no! 208 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,006 Stop! 209 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,565 No... 210 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,487 Even if she did something wrong, we must not torture her! 211 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,804 Just shoot her down! 212 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,128 Otherwise your hands will hurt and she will always be alive. 213 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,169 It's not okay, understand? 214 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,488 Don't do it again next time. 215 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,731 She is superb... 216 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,882 So beautiful... 217 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:37,481 Step aside, step aside... 218 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,686 On! 219 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,691 Your Highness... 220 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,691 His name is Ruizhu... 221 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,729 she is one of my rarities. 222 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:50,680 Ruizhu is unique in her sex games, she masters Yin and Yang, 223 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:54,280 can restore his virility to anyone impotent and maintain his erection as she wants. 224 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,091 But she can only serve a man once a day. 225 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,884 But for this, my approval is required. 226 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,568 It seems she is interested in you. 227 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:07,881 If you want to meet her, you have my approval. 228 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,321 Thank you, Your Highness. 229 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:13,451 But there are conditions... 230 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,843 Your Highness, tell me... 231 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,770 You will have to serve me for 10 years and come as soon as I call. 232 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,442 Accept and I'll give you a day. 233 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,007 Deal concluded. 234 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,563 My God, I'm already dreaming of it... 235 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,607 Don't rush... We have all day. 236 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,606 I'm afraid I won't make it through the day! 237 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,451 Don't worry, I'll take care of it... 238 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,644 I can't hold on anymore... 239 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:38,366 Master, Wei Yangsheng and Ruizhu haven't gone out all day... 240 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,408 And they are still doing it! 241 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,080 Miss Tie is an elegant and well-mannered lady. 242 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,968 I preferred to spend time in brothels and I neglected my wife, 243 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,929 so we agree to divorce. 244 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:35,085 From now on, each of us is free to remarry. 245 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,204 I made a big mistake, 246 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:42,165 I flouted his innocent love, I have no excuse. 247 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,522 That's enough. Sign at the bottom. 248 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,488 But my love for Miss Tie is unchanged! 249 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,330 Stop it, you bastard! 250 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,801 From morning to night, you go out to fuck other women! 251 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,282 Even when you were sick, you ignored it! 252 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,642 You are worse than a beast! 253 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:04,600 Yuxiang... 254 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:15,730 This brush is my favorite and comes from my ancestors. 255 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:25,401 We can repair... a broken mirror... 256 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:29,048 ...but not a brush of such value. 257 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,043 I, Weiyangshang, swear to God... 258 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:36,685 ...that I will never paint again. 259 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,684 Miss... 260 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,771 Why doesn't Dong Mei seem to feel pain? 261 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:34,444 She uses it to reach orgasm. 262 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,641 How interesting! 263 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,406 When you try, you will know. 264 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,608 Don't get me wrong! 265 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:41,727 Your Highness... 266 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,490 ...do you allow me to look at this painting? 267 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,449 Put more force into it! 268 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,810 Stronger! 269 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,525 The stamp is wrong, 270 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:02,330 the authentication certificate is also fake. 271 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,767 So this painting is worthless? 272 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,805 How many years has she been here? 273 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,570 About 300 years old. 274 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,966 Congratulations, Your Highness. 275 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,801 She is priceless! 276 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,923 This is an authentic work by Dong Ju. 277 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,680 It is the oldest painting in the world, 278 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,531 but the previous owner seems to have been misinformed 279 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,649 and marked it with a false seal. 280 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,369 Oh... Amazing!... 281 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,682 Another rare item in my collection! 282 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,082 Well, follow me. 283 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,930 Besides the Prince, no one can enter here! 284 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,406 Under penalty of death and without exception! 285 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,840 It hurt! 286 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,970 I would like to offer you a reward. What do you want? 287 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,204 There's nothing else I could want... 288 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,801 Dongmei... 289 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:25,931 Congratulations, Your Highness! 290 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,327 Do you know that pleasure overcomes fatigue? 291 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,324 Your turn, Coffin! 292 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,168 Bird, favorite... 293 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:19,886 And now? Who is it? 294 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,565 You have to wait all the time! 295 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,007 If you make this move... you're dead! 296 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,521 Hurry up, you're thinking too much! 297 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,643 If I can't think, I might as well not play! 298 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,369 Which one should I move? 299 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,849 Move that and you have a chance of winning, big ass! 300 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,769 Wow! He's so big!... 301 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,690 ...I want it! 302 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,643 You think she's frigid, don't you? 303 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,803 Do you know why? 304 00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,851 She is not frigid!... 305 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,383 You are the problem! 306 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,569 How can a penis be so small? 307 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,407 Hey you! Who told you to come here? 308 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,365 The east wing is Mademoiselle's quarters, 309 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,750 the household staff must not come here! 310 00:33:54,780 --> 00:33:56,221 You're fired. 311 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,205 I'm really sorry, I'm stupid... 312 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,800 ...but PLEASE don't chase me away. 313 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,281 Dong, he apologized... 314 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,011 ...It's not that bad. 315 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,991 I am Quan Laoshi, I thank Miss for her kindness. 316 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,250 Oh... Please... Get up. 317 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,041 Why are you standing there? 318 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,242 Go get some coal from the cellar! 319 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,202 Yes. Yes, sir. 320 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,890 He says he needs money to bury his father, 321 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:26,480 otherwise, I would not hire his services! 322 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,641 This money is for him. A tip. 323 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:30,966 GOOD. 324 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,560 Come here... 325 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,769 Miss gives you a tip. 326 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,329 Thank you... 327 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:48,647 Make it quick! 328 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,126 Yes, that’s understood. 329 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:51,965 Muscular, but good for nothing! 330 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,611 Are you so slow about everything? 331 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:03,966 Calm down, my friend! 332 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,288 How could I? I can't wait to meet the Sage of Ultimate Bliss! 333 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,609 He has the best sex tips in the world! 334 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,001 Let's go. 335 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,521 Shangguan Shen, when will you marry your 128th wife? 336 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,010 It's just for fun. 337 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,960 Late... Sit down. 338 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:28,562 THANKS. 339 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,527 Your Highness, 340 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,282 you said earlier, 341 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,962 that the Sage of Ultimate Bliss would come? 342 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,408 He hasn't arrived yet. 343 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,446 Dare to be late for a reception of Your Highness? 344 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,646 Since this gentleman seems so desperate, 345 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:54,405 why not calm your nerves... with a drink? 346 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,603 Impressive. 347 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:31,641 You have such a cute and interesting accessory... 348 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:27,044 I am the Sage of Ultimate Bliss and my name is Lee Changchun. 349 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,882 Wow... Fantastic. 350 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:34,849 You are so ignorant. Don't you know that the Sage... 351 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,443 is an androgynous being with impressive sexual talents? 352 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,124 I am happy to be able to see it with my own eyes. 353 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,403 Prince, you are too flattering! 354 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,644 As I have abused my strength a little, 355 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,047 I would like you to excuse me... 356 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,322 ...but I have to rest. 357 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,846 As you wish. 358 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:52,291 Here, throw it over here! 359 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,650 This way, throw him this way! 360 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:00,407 Calm down, ladies. We didn't want to scare you. 361 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,289 We have come to see the Sage of Ultimate Bliss. 362 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:03,761 What did you say? 363 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,805 They are deaf and cannot hear you. 364 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:08,841 Master! 365 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,923 Godfather... Who are they? 366 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,921 I'm so scared, Godfather! 367 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,441 “Godfather”? 368 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,525 They call you "Godfather"? 369 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,523 Say your age, guys! 370 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,649 - I'm 14 years old. - I'm 15 years old. 371 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,565 - 14 years old... - I'm 16 years old. 372 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,086 These are the results of my medicine. 373 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,523 Have you heard of amplifying Yang by consuming Yin? 374 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,082 You say if they look that old, 375 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,528 is it that you have consumed their youth? 376 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,561 Exactly. 377 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,440 Go play. 378 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:41,886 Come on, let's go out, let's play! 379 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,400 Ah... Master... 380 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,881 So why did you follow me here? 381 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,569 I had the honor of witnessing your sexual prowess this afternoon 382 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,560 They are impressive. 383 00:44:01,580 --> 00:44:03,449 I can't wait to hone my skills in bed... 384 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,163 ...and I would like you to teach me. 385 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,483 I hope you will take me as a disciple. 386 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:13,201 These tips are a very strict secret of our sect and cannot be transmitted... 387 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,290 ...so I can't help you. 388 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,327 I will give you everything I have. 389 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,483 Money is not a problem, 390 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,162 and if you teach me a few tricks, 391 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,649 I will never regret anything. 392 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,768 I don't care if I lose everything, 393 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,606 I would even risk my life for that. Please! 394 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,525 Stand up, please. 395 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,444 You are so poorly endowed... 396 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,322 It would be a waste to teach you! 397 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,880 Okay, I will teach you. 398 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,324 But there are 2 conditions. 399 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,329 Absolutely, I'm all ears... 400 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:21,128 First of all, I want you to help me with a task. 401 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:22,931 As for which one, 402 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,562 you will know in due time. 403 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,766 No problem... 404 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,161 What else? 405 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:34,570 your valet is so strong... Let me use it to strengthen my energy. 406 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,406 No, Master. No. 407 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,401 Didn't you say you wanted to offer everything? 408 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,006 Sacrifice yourself and give everything at once! 409 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,487 - No ! - Here is the opportunity. 410 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,165 We have come to help you. 411 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,441 No ! 412 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,289 Do you know what it is? 413 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,601 What ? 414 00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,644 Oh no! This is going to hurt! 415 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,489 Take him to my room. 416 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,491 Master! 417 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:07,083 Help! Master! No! 418 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:08,248 When can we start? 419 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,648 Not so fast! 420 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,370 A worker prepares his tools before starting his work... 421 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,850 Go see my old friend, the sage Tianjizi. 422 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,682 He will find you a new penis. 423 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,451 ...A new penis? 424 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,050 And just take medicine? 425 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:29,087 It is not yet ready, there may be side effects. 426 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:40,600 The very foundation of our sex tips is based on the studies of Emperor Huang Di, 1000 years ago. 427 00:46:40,630 --> 00:46:43,570 Combined with foreign studies, 428 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:49,361 everything depends on a method of breathing making the penis capable of carrying anything, 429 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:53,207 to control any woman and give her an immense pleasure. 430 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,528 Lucky guy! Shut up and get out! 431 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,086 Can I help you? 432 00:46:58,560 --> 00:46:59,447 I am Wei Yangsheng. 433 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,883 The Sage sends me here to see Tianjizi. 434 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,571 - Are you looking for my master? - Yes. 435 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,011 But he is dead! 436 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,245 Is he dead? 437 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:13,971 Why were you looking for him? 438 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,805 I am his 2nd disciple, Tiancan. 439 00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:20,368 I am his first disciple, Dique! Come in! 440 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,329 Come in! 441 00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:31,083 Since the Sage sends you, let's see if we can help you. 442 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:33,720 I want... 443 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,563 - No, unbelievable!... - A new penis? 444 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,602 Who wants to change their penis? Anyone want a new penis? 445 00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:42,568 Eh ? Someone wants to change their penis!? 446 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,365 Come see, look! He wants to change it! 447 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,449 We have this book! 448 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,329 It's a detailed medical manual! 449 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,642 Before his death, our master spent time Tell us about it! 450 00:47:56,720 --> 00:48:01,481 We have studied this exchange of penises for a very long time, 451 00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,289 and we would like to put it into practice! 452 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,922 Have you never done this before? 453 00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,162 We did it to a dog. 454 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,011 And my Master was a man, before he died. 455 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:12,287 Yes. 456 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,410 I guess no one wants to change their penis against yours... 457 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,608 Can I trade with an animal? 458 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,689 - Theoretically, it's possible! - Yes ! 459 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,729 Which animal would you like to exchange with? 460 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,402 With the most obvious! 461 00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,650 They say: “ridden like a horse”: I want a ponytail! 462 00:48:29,660 --> 00:48:31,583 - Excellent idea! - Great! 463 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,121 Good: a horse penis is great! 464 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,081 A ponytail... 465 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,410 Are you sure you can really do it? 466 00:48:38,450 --> 00:48:39,561 - What ? - What ? 467 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,489 Do you have anything against disabled people? 468 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:47,767 Before the operation, you need to know 2 things... 469 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,480 First, you have to complete the operation before the incense has burned, 470 00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:54,443 otherwise you will remain powerless and it will be of no use. 471 00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:57,610 Or you won't have any at all. 472 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,521 otherwise you will remain powerless. 473 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,042 It's an anesthetic. Drink it and you won't feel anything. 474 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,849 Relax, 475 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,646 look around you, focus on something else. 476 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,246 It will be over in the blink of an eye. 477 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:32,487 All right. 478 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,687 It's cut. 479 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,526 You don't feel anything, do you? 480 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,410 Wipe off the sweat. 481 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,725 Eh!... Enough! 482 00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,851 By the way, how did your Master die? 483 00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:19,647 Oh, he missed a penis operation... 484 00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:22,610 ...and he was killed by his patient. 485 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,562 We are physically diminished, but... 486 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:32,051 ...we do our job well! 487 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,164 We are no worse than the healthy! 488 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,285 Oh no!... 489 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,688 It's all flattened! 490 00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:00,245 What ? 491 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,289 Do you think we can make up for it? 492 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,688 We're real dickheads, aren't we? 493 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:06,690 Don't worry, we still have time. 494 00:51:06,710 --> 00:51:08,330 Why not put yours back?... 495 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,562 It will always be like this. 496 00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,081 If it's the only way... Quick! 497 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,808 Hey! No... Don't eat my cock! 498 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,650 Lucky guy! Hey, where are you going? 499 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:24,802 No, Lucky! No ! 500 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,530 Get it back! 501 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,362 Open his mouth and collect the mini-sausage! 502 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:32,931 I'm missing a hand for that. 503 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,840 A hand?... Your mouth! Use your mouth! 504 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,406 My mouth?... 505 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,205 Quick! 506 00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,611 That's it! It's done!... 507 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:06,563 ...But that's all that's left... Are you sure you still want it? 508 00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,201 The incense is almost finished... 509 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,321 One of you could give me yours... 510 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,485 It wouldn't work even if I wanted to. 511 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,688 And if I wanted to give you mine, 512 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,008 I have no hands for the operation. 513 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:35,042 I give up, no one can do the shopping for us. 514 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,522 And we don't have enough time, it's true. 515 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,164 Don't say it's my destiny not to have a tail! 516 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,323 Hey, wait! Is your donkey a male? 517 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:48,680 - Donkey! - Hey, what are you doing? 518 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,644 If it's a male, we buy it, no matter how many! 519 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,207 We always give back what we owe. 520 00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:57,484 We lost the horse's penis, but we're paying it back with that of a donkey. 521 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,688 She's Master Tie's daughter. 522 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:32,570 - Take it out of the water! - Bitch! 523 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:38,622 Bitch, you seduced a servant... and thus caused the death of your father! 524 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:39,807 Speak your last words! 525 00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:41,081 I have nothing to say. 526 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:43,971 Drown her again! In the water! 527 00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,242 Stop! Enough! 528 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,928 I raped her! 529 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,249 Quan Laoshi, you say you raped her? 530 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:59,364 This is a serious crime! Don't try to protect her! 531 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,966 Listen to me! I raped her! 532 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,348 If you are the rapist, you will be drowned too! Get it! 533 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,483 Come on guys! Get it! 534 00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,209 Wha... I believe you! 535 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,164 However, for someone with your talents, 536 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:23,090 it must have been easy to rape a weak woman like her! 537 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,369 Enough talking, let's go. 538 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,291 - Leave ? - Yes... I said let's leave. 539 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,404 Mr. Mayor, you have something on the... 540 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:33,607 Attention Mr. Mayor, attention! 541 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,326 Will I get paid? 542 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:42,045 Miss Tie! 543 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,484 Quan sold you to me. Are you ready to follow me? 544 00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,126 Help! It's really huge! 545 00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:53,600 It's incredible! 546 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,648 He has guts, he really changed his penis! 547 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,643 Yes, he's my idol now! 548 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,362 Come!... 549 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,564 - Tell Dongmei to come. - Yes, Master. 550 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,722 I want 10 women at the same time! 551 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,209 Come everyone, come! 552 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,211 Oh yes... Master Wei, take me! 553 00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:02,931 Miss! The Master is resting! 554 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,730 You cannot enter! 555 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:13,444 You saved my life just to have me, right? 556 00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,605 So act quickly. 557 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:21,925 Girls, come out... 558 00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,366 I want to tell you 559 00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:42,086 I want to tell you... that what I did, it was out of love. 560 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:47,370 I have never forced anyone... it's a principle. 561 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:53,768 All my concubines are here of their own accord. 562 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,685 So I want you to love me as you wish. 563 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:08,601 For me to live with you, there is one condition. 564 01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:14,284 I will only accept... one and only love. 565 01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:22,569 I will give you each 3000 talents of silver, which should be enough. 566 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,282 And keep the jewelry I gave you. 567 01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:31,120 I don't want money! I want to stay with you! 568 01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:31,770 We are not leaving! 569 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:33,161 Why are you chasing us? 570 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,086 I'm not chasing you... 571 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,681 But it is on this condition that Yuxiang stay with me. 572 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:43,604 I would rather die than live far from you! 573 01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:46,445 Stop... No one must leave. 574 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,801 But I was just asking them to leave... 575 01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:58,530 We'd better... 576 01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:01,048 Why are you standing there?... 577 01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,647 Join me in giving him pleasure! 578 01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:04,762 I understand... 579 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,286 Yes... 580 01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:09,410 Here we are, Master... 581 01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,568 Yuxiang... 582 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,571 - Are you awake? - Master, it’s you... 583 01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:48,041 Old Man, are you trying to scare me to death? 584 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:49,560 Master, it's me... 585 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,006 Me! 586 01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:57,565 Chow Dong? 587 01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:02,290 Were you really so badly tortured? 588 01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:08,444 Stop your chatter. Out. 589 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,729 Do you remember... 590 01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,724 promised me a favor? 591 01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:21,524 Yes, I remember... 592 01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:25,331 I want you to steal from the Prince the Sacred Text that the 1st Ming Emperor 593 01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:27,284 received from his ancestor. 594 01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:30,285 For what ? 595 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,642 In recent years, I have cross-dressed 596 01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,651 to sneak into the dignitaries and enjoy of their children. 597 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,321 Now I'm wanted, 598 01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:41,245 and only this Sacred Text can help me. 599 01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:46,203 A Sacred Text... Is this the one we call “the Sacred Text of Avoided Death”? 600 01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:47,686 Mmm... 601 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,806 But... how to steal it? 602 01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:55,764 Where does the Prince keep... his most precious possessions? 603 01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:04,888 (How lucky that they are all drunk...) 604 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,610 (What vanity to keep this key around your tail!) 605 01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:46,404 (Damn! It sticks!) 606 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,967 (Ha, it works!) 607 01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:31,603 You dare to steal the Sacred Text from me? 608 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:32,887 I... I... 609 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:35,601 Shut up! 610 01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:38,768 Your Highness, Weiyangshang has always loved flying! 611 01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:40,844 This time, you're caught in the act! 612 01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:43,286 This is all nonsense! 613 01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:49,330 And how absurd? 614 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:50,726 Do you remember the day... 615 01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:54,050 ...where did you steal Yuxiang from me? 616 01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:56,010 Did you really think I would forgive you? 617 01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:01,560 You two... 618 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:02,921 Yes... 619 01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:05,242 The Prince and I have agreed to trap you. 620 01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,409 How dare you offend the Prince of Ning! 621 01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:09,728 - When did I offend the Prince? - You say not?... 622 01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:13,404 Yet you were talking about me with that stupid monk from the Temple of Amarus! 623 01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:19,641 The Prince of Ning leads a dissolute life. 624 01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:23,009 He will soon have his reward. 625 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:27,008 How to compare this shitbag To a cultured scholar like me? 626 01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:31,842 Rest assured, I treat people fairly. 627 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:34,645 After you, I will take care of the monk. 628 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,889 Are you going to take revenge on the monk? No, please! 629 01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:42,046 Worry about yourself first... 630 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:46,842 This is Quan Laoshi... best dagger thrower in the Tower. 631 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:50,689 I sent him to the Tie residence to rape your wife, 632 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:53,247 which caused the death of his father. 633 01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:55,289 And now your wife is Shangguan's concubine. 634 01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,364 My words were insignificant! 635 01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:01,000 Going to such extremes to hurt me, me and my wife... 636 01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:02,165 Shut up! 637 01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:05,689 You joined other scholars to harm me near the Emperor! 638 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,491 You are a bastard who makes his people suffer! 639 01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:13,640 I do not fear death if the fate of the people softens. 640 01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:15,806 Shut up! 641 01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:19,209 I am a scholar, I will not give in to brute force. 642 01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:21,807 Death is no business... 643 01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:25,451 Fuck you! Scholar? 644 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:26,721 A scholar who fucks my women every day 645 01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:28,610 and then complain about me? 646 01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,450 If death is nothing, then so much the better! 647 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,170 What a loser! 648 01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:34,961 Kill me, you bastard! 649 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:39,043 Do you know what this affair cost me? 650 01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:40,441 Lock him up! Yes... 651 01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:42,165 Much suffering awaits you, loser! 652 01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:44,926 Get up! 653 01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:53,928 You have to teach me your tricks... 654 01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,681 I want to be able to give Dongmei more than 10 orgasms at a time, 655 01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:58,684 and I'll let you go. 656 01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:00,724 B... Of course!... 657 01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:02,085 ...As long as you don't kill me... 658 01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:06,646 I had already suggested it to you, but you said not be interested. 659 01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:09,682 I don't want to be left without descendants... 660 01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:11,724 ...That wouldn't be fair. 661 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:15,690 Tell the guards... 662 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:18,008 ...that a wanted criminal is here! 663 01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:19,611 Please... No Prince! 664 01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:26,448 I get it... You want the secrets and have children... I will find a solution! 665 01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:35,121 When you arrived here, you held this paintbrush, 666 01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:38,325 and knowing it is important to you... 667 01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,127 ...I had it repaired. 668 01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:58,369 Thank you... for this attention... 669 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,724 ...I will not be able to reimburse you than in a next life. 670 01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:11,249 Yuxiang... asks to take leave. 671 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,650 Yuxiang... 672 01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:20,564 I did everything that could be done to save your husband. 673 01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:23,766 You sacrifice yourself for nothing. 674 01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:30,447 If I can die with him... 675 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:35,761 ...together and on the same day... 676 01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:38,287 ...then I will die without regrets. 677 01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:56,762 Your Highness, where is my husband? 678 01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,884 Look, and you will know. 679 01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:44,049 I admire his courage and determination! 680 01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:47,164 But as sure as the worms gnaw his bones, I swear he will die! 681 01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:51,768 Your Highness, I beg you! 682 01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:53,803 Take care of him, please! 683 01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,724 You beg...And why would I do that? 684 01:12:56,480 --> 01:13:03,281 If you help him... I'll do whatever you want! 685 01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:06,841 Please save my husband... 686 01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:30,726 Sir... Please... 687 01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,887 I am only an agent of the Emperor, 688 01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:38,566 I regret not being able to help you. 689 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,051 I understand... 690 01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:47,450 Bring the treasure that comes to me from my ancestors. 691 01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:48,527 Yes, Master. 692 01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:54,567 - Open the locks. - GOOD. 693 01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:02,410 - Well, leave us. - Yes. 694 01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:06,003 You're not dead yet? The prince wants to see you. 695 01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:10,484 Just like I stole your wife... 696 01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:14,528 you have separated my wife and me. 697 01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:17,650 Now I might be handicapped for the rest of my life... 698 01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:20,845 Is your anger still as strong? 699 01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:35,211 Well...we're tied! 700 01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:38,444 Okay, maybe I was wrong... 701 01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:43,642 but the monk has been a practicing Buddhist for 50 years. 702 01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:46,206 He is innocent... 703 01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:51,329 I've known you since I was 6... and we were friends for 20 years. 704 01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:54,411 I beg you to do one thing for me. 705 01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:58,451 Warn the monk that... 706 01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:01,766 ...the Prince wants revenge on him... 707 01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:05,522 I beg you to help me! 708 01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:34,248 How are you going to torture me now? 709 01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:42,170 Let me show you this... 710 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:47,291 This horse is interesting... 711 01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:52,161 When we play with our tail, the lotus flower, on the saddle, opens and closes. 712 01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:55,690 Look... 713 01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:00,125 Look closely! 714 01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:07,841 Stop! 715 01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:15,880 Your Highness, I have offended you... I deserve to die... 716 01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:18,811 Punish me...but let her go... 717 01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:22,328 She came here to free you, 718 01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:25,006 and you beg me to release her! 719 01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:27,529 Are you both trying to deceive me? 720 01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:31,561 As long as you leave her alone, I promise you anything... 721 01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:35,760 Torture me, kill me, whatever you want! 722 01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:38,483 Kill, no... 723 01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:47,770 So, emasculate yourself! 724 01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:49,728 If you cut off your manhood, I'll let it go! 725 01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:51,687 I will cut it! 726 01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,526 Would you even promise me that? 727 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,723 Let's see how you could be a man in the future! 728 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:01,006 Go get me Tiancan and Dique! 729 01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:07,640 Old monster, 730 01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:10,161 do you know why I left you alive? 731 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,801 The Prince must have a task for me... 732 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,206 Ruizhu! 733 01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:38,446 You dare to prescribe me a treatment, 734 01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:40,643 but I too have poison. 735 01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:45,651 The pill you took gives you 1/2 day. 736 01:21:45,670 --> 01:21:48,086 If you do not have the antidote within 12 hours, 737 01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:51,080 you will bleed from your 7 orifices and die horribly. 738 01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:53,610 You will go to the Temple of Amarus with Rizhu. 739 01:21:53,630 --> 01:21:56,889 You will use your special love potion incense... 740 01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:59,442 to help Ruizhu seduce this damn monk. 741 01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:02,644 If you succeed and come back within 1/2 day, 742 01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:04,489 I will consider giving you the antidote. 743 01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:05,488 What if... 744 01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,921 One more word and I'll kill you! 745 01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:16,484 - Stop pushing me, I can walk! - Are you blind? Can't you see that I'm disabled? 746 01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:40,007 Where are you going? The show is about to start. 747 01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:46,971 Get out!...Hurry up! 748 01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:51,529 Stay here and watch me have fun with them, 749 01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:53,684 You will enjoy yourself! 750 01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:56,685 Save the monk, save him! 751 01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:58,011 On your knees! 752 01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:13,445 Save the monk, save him! 753 01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:15,363 Gag him! 754 01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:18,649 Save the monk, save... 755 01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:43,291 Your virility allows you to take 10 women at the same time, huh? 756 01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:45,961 I want your wife to witness your emasculation. 757 01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:48,563 Bring Yuxiang! 758 01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:51,483 The Royal Guards are here! 759 01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:54,687 How is the Emperor? 760 01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:56,160 Your Highness. The Emperor is well. 761 01:23:56,480 --> 01:23:58,289 We came from the Capital in one go, 762 01:23:58,560 --> 01:23:59,891 to bring this order. 763 01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:02,490 We can go now. 764 01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:05,965 Your Highness, please. 765 01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:13,688 - Look. - My dear husband! 766 01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:16,209 My dear husband! 767 01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:23,883 What a beautiful pair of lovers concerned about each other! 768 01:24:26,480 --> 01:24:30,441 I want to listen to the tender words that you will say to each other. 769 01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:32,364 We divorced. 770 01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:35,331 Why did you come here to risk your life? 771 01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:37,565 After your departure, 772 01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:41,168 I realized that I couldn't live without you. 773 01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:46,766 But now you are risking your life for nothing. 774 01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:51,648 Dear husband, that’s very good... 775 01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:56,647 If I die with you, I will be satisfied. 776 01:24:56,960 --> 01:24:58,450 Me too... 777 01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:01,563 - My sweet... - My dear... 778 01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:04,000 It's very moving... 779 01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:08,450 I almost shed a tear... 780 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:10,445 Tie them up! 781 01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:12,171 Are you ready? 782 01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:14,721 Prince, we are almost ready. 783 01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:17,568 However... 784 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,923 ...even if we are not great doctors, 785 01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:21,850 we have a heart... 786 01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:24,447 and saving people is a moral obligation. 787 01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:28,687 Their love awakened our conscience, 788 01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:30,330 and break up a loving couple 789 01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:34,688 or harm these people to ruin their lives, 790 01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:35,921 we cannot do it. 791 01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:39,529 Rule #2: “Anyone who uses their knowledge to do evil..." 792 01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:44,250 "...is disrespectful of his Master and will be punished, struck by the 5 Thunders." 793 01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:46,562 Suffice it to say that we would lose our lives... 794 01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:48,445 Our rules like our morals are immutable! 795 01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:50,921 And nothing will change our minds! 796 01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:52,850 Real stubborn people! 797 01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:55,048 Yeah ! 798 01:25:56,680 --> 01:26:00,526 Well, life is compromise... 799 01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:03,481 Um... How do we cut it?... In slices or dice? 800 01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:05,164 So you can deviate from the rules? 801 01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:07,607 Oh, we also have rule #1: 802 01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:09,604 “Knowledge must be transmitted”. 803 01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:12,722 And if rule number 1 is opposed to the second... 804 01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:14,724 ...rule #1 takes priority! 805 01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:18,608 Now we are the only two remaining disciples, so we must survive. 806 01:26:18,650 --> 01:26:22,400 Let's do it quickly. How do you want to cut? 807 01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:23,647 Let's go. 808 01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:27,803 You have to keep him alive, 809 01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:30,641 Your contract is to keep it alive, he must not die quickly... 810 01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:32,725 ...I want to be able to have fun with him! 811 01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:34,324 Yes. 812 01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:38,006 What is there? 813 01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:41,082 Go see, you two. 814 01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:41,929 Yes. 815 01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:44,447 Everything is fine, Your Highness. I just have to... breathe a little... 816 01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:46,449 ...and everything will be fine. 817 01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:50,766 Thanks, it's okay... 818 01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:52,360 Sir, are you okay? 819 01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:55,726 You can go home, I'm fine... 820 01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:58,162 Come on... Yes... 821 01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:08,450 Who are you to dare to enter without permission? 822 01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:11,200 By order of the Emperor, we have come to arrest the Prince! 823 01:27:11,480 --> 01:27:14,370 Lower your weapons! 824 01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:21,490 Your husband will lose his penis, 825 01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:23,928 there will never be love between you again! 826 01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:27,051 Yuxiang, I'm sorry for you... 827 01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:28,526 Cut it! 828 01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:30,810 Hurry up! 829 01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:15,841 My dear husband! Even without sex... 830 01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:19,284 ...it doesn't matter! 831 01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:23,604 As long as I know you love me... 832 01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:26,810 I will be satisfied! 833 01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:29,805 They can kill us both, 834 01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:33,601 but they will not be able to separate our hearts! 835 01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:41,769 Dear husband, I love you! 836 01:28:55,840 --> 01:28:57,080 Monk... 837 01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:58,806 Who are you? 838 01:29:00,240 --> 01:29:02,368 My Master's name is Weiyangshang. 839 01:29:02,640 --> 01:29:04,608 He sends you some Buddhist books. 840 01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:06,291 Your Master is so considerate... 841 01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:07,727 Assure him of all my gratitude. 842 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:10,401 Very good. Monk, I am going to take my leave. 843 01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:16,686 What... 844 01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:22,044 Are you okay? 845 01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:38,082 Yuxiang... 846 01:29:38,440 --> 01:29:41,125 ...let her go... 847 01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:43,364 Let her go?... 848 01:29:46,160 --> 01:29:48,640 I am a man of my word! 849 01:29:48,880 --> 01:29:52,009 But I haven't played with her enough yet! 850 01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:56,522 Let her go... Bastard!... 851 01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:05,080 This is a steel chastity belt... 852 01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:09,365 designed by the 1st Jin Emperor. 853 01:30:12,680 --> 01:30:17,604 I have the only key in the world that can open it, 854 01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:19,568 and I'm going to put it on your wife! 855 01:30:20,320 --> 01:30:22,561 So she will never be able to have relationships again! 856 01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:25,727 No one will be able to touch her anymore! 857 01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:29,731 You are a beast... Shit bag... 858 01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:33,689 Walk away! 859 01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:43,244 Now that you no longer have any virility, 860 01:30:43,960 --> 01:30:45,803 I will fuck her for you! 861 01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:47,730 I will kill you! 862 01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:49,531 I'm going to fuck her now! 863 01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:54,690 Nobody moves! 864 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,001 Tianchan! 865 01:31:25,760 --> 01:31:26,921 Come on ! 866 01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:30,643 You really piss off! 867 01:31:38,640 --> 01:31:39,846 Stop! 868 01:31:41,560 --> 01:31:42,891 Dick! 869 01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:54,731 Disabled, but not useless! 870 01:31:55,040 --> 01:31:56,690 We are disabled for life. 871 01:31:56,920 --> 01:31:59,605 You are different. You will be punished! 872 01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:01,041 Punished? 873 01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:03,045 Here is your reward! 874 01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:15,410 Who will still dare to stop me? 875 01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:20,524 I'm going to fuck your wife now! 876 01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:27,170 It's weird. Based on your pulse, you don't seem sick. 877 01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:29,365 But... Lord... 878 01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:31,404 ...my stomach hurts. 879 01:32:31,680 --> 01:32:33,762 In that case... I'll find someone to help you. 880 01:32:34,320 --> 01:32:37,529 Useless... 881 01:32:38,440 --> 01:32:42,604 I must confess... that I was born with this strange disease. 882 01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:45,370 On the 1st day of each month, even on the full moon, 883 01:32:45,480 --> 01:32:47,604 my stomach hurts horribly. 884 01:32:47,880 --> 01:32:50,326 How can there be such a disease in the world? 885 01:32:50,560 --> 01:32:52,881 But the pain will go away if the Venerable One wants to help me. 886 01:32:53,240 --> 01:32:55,049 If you warm my stomach with yours... 887 01:32:55,400 --> 01:32:57,721 ...then the pain will disappear. 888 01:32:57,840 --> 01:33:00,491 Oh? I have never heard of this treatment! 889 01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:03,080 Never ! 890 01:33:03,360 --> 01:33:05,681 Venerable, like that... 891 01:33:07,960 --> 01:33:09,371 Yes, like that... 892 01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:11,609 If you feel better, I can get up, then. 893 01:33:14,880 --> 01:33:17,690 Wait a little longer, Venerable. 894 01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:21,364 Wait a little longer, and I will feel much better... ...Okay? 895 01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:22,527 How ? 896 01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:37,526 Where do these daggers come from? 897 01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:01,529 No, stand up, PLEASE! 898 01:34:02,920 --> 01:34:04,604 Why are you taking off your clothes? 899 01:34:05,360 --> 01:34:06,646 Are you a woman? 900 01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:11,645 - Sorry, sorry! - are you blind?! 901 01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:12,721 It's so brutal. Excuse me. 902 01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:33,009 Help! 903 01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:34,886 Help! 904 01:34:40,720 --> 01:34:42,006 What are you doing ? 905 01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:44,646 Please stop! You... 906 01:34:51,520 --> 01:34:53,363 What are you doing? 907 01:34:56,680 --> 01:34:58,444 Get away from me! 908 01:35:16,600 --> 01:35:21,322 Form is empty, emptiness is form... 909 01:35:22,720 --> 01:35:24,563 It's the flying dagger thrower! Get it! 910 01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:59,365 Run! 911 01:36:21,440 --> 01:36:23,169 I fucked your wife really well... 912 01:36:25,400 --> 01:36:27,289 I'm going to kill you! 913 01:36:30,080 --> 01:36:31,525 She's not that funny... 914 01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:34,485 Put on the chastity belt! 915 01:36:35,280 --> 01:36:40,280 Form is empty, emptiness is form... 916 01:38:03,560 --> 01:38:11,809 Namo Amitabha... 917 01:38:12,160 --> 01:38:17,690 Form is empty, emptiness is form... 918 01:38:17,920 --> 01:38:20,651 Monk, you have emptied yourself!... 919 01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:25,085 Namo Amitabha. 920 01:38:25,360 --> 01:38:27,169 Form is empty, emptiness is form... 921 01:38:27,520 --> 01:38:34,449 Namo Amitabha. 922 01:39:00,640 --> 01:39:02,563 You will never be able to open it again! 923 01:39:23,160 --> 01:39:24,605 My dear wife... 924 01:39:28,240 --> 01:39:30,686 ...do you remember?... 925 01:39:31,040 --> 01:39:37,127 A painting comes to life under the skillful features of the artist... 926 01:39:37,440 --> 01:39:39,886 The best moment of my life... 927 01:39:40,080 --> 01:39:44,290 is the blessed day of our first meeting... 928 01:39:44,840 --> 01:39:48,083 I have known many women... 929 01:39:48,720 --> 01:39:52,805 The flesh was my prayer rug every evening... 930 01:39:53,480 --> 01:39:55,642 But I learned... 931 01:39:56,520 --> 01:39:59,490 that physical love is not happiness... 932 01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:04,330 True love is more valuable... 933 01:40:06,560 --> 01:40:08,847 Dear wife... 934 01:40:11,120 --> 01:40:12,929 Dear husband... 935 01:40:14,280 --> 01:40:15,122 Your Highness... 936 01:40:15,440 --> 01:40:17,010 The Emperor has sent his Guard... 937 01:40:17,160 --> 01:40:18,222 ...to stop you! 938 01:40:18,440 --> 01:40:20,886 They say you are hiding a wanted man! 939 01:40:21,240 --> 01:40:23,163 We must flee, Your Highness! 940 01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:27,320 Excellent ! You first! 941 01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:28,846 Thank you, Your Highness... 942 01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:38,328 Who else wants to leave? 943 01:40:38,560 --> 01:40:40,130 Go! 944 01:41:39,560 --> 01:41:44,771 Monk! 945 01:41:45,040 --> 01:41:50,126 The monk killed himself! 946 01:41:50,320 --> 01:41:51,526 Monk! 947 01:41:56,120 --> 01:41:57,406 Monk! 948 01:41:57,600 --> 01:42:01,605 50 years of Buddhist practice ruined in one night... 949 01:42:01,720 --> 01:42:06,123 ...I cannot live in peace... 950 01:42:06,480 --> 01:42:11,930 Monk... 951 01:42:12,280 --> 01:42:14,567 The monk died because of the 2 people who were here! 952 01:42:14,960 --> 01:42:16,325 Even Buddha is angry! 953 01:42:16,680 --> 01:42:17,841 Get it! Yes ! 954 01:42:18,000 --> 01:42:19,525 Come on ! 955 01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:32,690 Monk, monk... Monk... 956 01:42:35,960 --> 01:42:39,601 Catch them! Catch them! 957 01:42:46,320 --> 01:42:47,810 Disappoint me? 958 01:42:48,520 --> 01:42:49,851 You have no chance in this life. 959 01:42:56,560 --> 01:42:59,325 Don't run, stay calm! Stop! 960 01:42:59,680 --> 01:43:01,603 Calm down! 961 01:43:12,960 --> 01:43:14,644 Are you okay? 962 01:43:24,320 --> 01:43:26,049 Catch them! 963 01:43:50,640 --> 01:43:53,610 Weiyangshang, you were my friend. 964 01:43:53,960 --> 01:43:55,724 Why spread rumors about me? 965 01:43:59,560 --> 01:44:01,528 ...and criticize me in front of the Emperor? 966 01:44:07,520 --> 01:44:09,761 Why are you laughing ? 967 01:44:11,720 --> 01:44:13,722 What makes you laugh? 968 01:44:17,360 --> 01:44:19,647 Now I'm going to kill your wife! 969 01:44:27,640 --> 01:44:29,802 We have orders to arrest the Prince! 970 01:44:36,720 --> 01:44:38,210 Yuxiang... 971 01:45:06,640 --> 01:45:08,449 Get it. 972 01:45:19,360 --> 01:45:21,522 - Do you see that? - The Sacred Text! 973 01:45:22,320 --> 01:45:24,846 Who will dare to stop me? 974 01:45:27,480 --> 01:45:29,528 All on our knees, or he will kill our family! 975 01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:39,405 Commander? 976 01:45:39,680 --> 01:45:41,284 Even with an order from the Emperor, what can you do? 977 01:45:43,480 --> 01:45:45,130 Traitor! 978 01:45:55,520 --> 01:45:57,682 I will kill them before your eyes! 979 01:46:03,160 --> 01:46:04,685 Please find a solution... 980 01:46:05,280 --> 01:46:08,284 I am only an agent. I can't... 981 01:46:13,840 --> 01:46:15,683 I'm going to kill you! 982 01:46:30,880 --> 01:46:32,723 Did you shoot me?! 983 01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:35,651 Shit... Did I miss it?! 984 01:47:06,160 --> 01:47:08,561 I'm going to cut your balls off! 985 01:47:23,640 --> 01:47:25,563 - Arrest them all! - Yes ! 986 01:47:32,840 --> 01:47:34,365 Dear husband... 987 01:47:46,440 --> 01:47:48,010 A bow... 988 01:47:48,280 --> 01:47:51,921 Two arcs... Three arcs... 989 01:47:52,280 --> 01:47:53,611 Sir, have some tea! 990 01:47:53,840 --> 01:47:56,923 After drinking this tea, luck will smile on you! 991 01:47:57,160 --> 01:47:59,686 They are both over 90 years old, 992 01:47:59,760 --> 01:48:01,683 they have been married for decades... 993 01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:03,764 They have come to give you their blessing. 994 01:48:04,000 --> 01:48:06,531 Mr. and Mrs... Congratulations! 995 01:48:07,040 --> 01:48:08,690 Good boy... 996 01:48:09,240 --> 01:48:11,766 I'll give you a red pouch later... 997 01:48:14,680 --> 01:48:19,443 May I ask you how you can love for so long? 998 01:48:21,560 --> 01:48:23,722 Because I love him with all my heart! 999 01:48:24,160 --> 01:48:29,406 But seeing you, I suppose you haven't made love in a long time... 1000 01:48:29,560 --> 01:48:32,006 Now, how can there be love without sex? 1001 01:48:34,720 --> 01:48:36,324 Chastity belt? 1002 01:48:36,600 --> 01:48:40,005 When we were your age, we already couldn't do it. 1003 01:48:42,600 --> 01:48:45,524 Dear husband, there are so many people here... 1004 01:48:45,800 --> 01:48:47,211 It's embarrassing... 1005 01:48:48,880 --> 01:48:50,609 Everything is fine ! 1006 01:48:54,000 --> 01:48:58,642 Young man... It doesn't really matter to do it or not. 1007 01:48:58,960 --> 01:49:01,361 In time you will understand. 1008 01:49:02,200 --> 01:49:03,361 Let's go for a walk. 1009 01:49:03,520 --> 01:49:05,090 All right. 1010 01:49:08,160 --> 01:49:10,401 What absurdity! It's really weird! 1011 01:49:48,120 --> 01:49:53,599 If your love fades, then I will let it go... . 1012 01:49:53,600 --> 01:50:15,000 If your love fades, then I will let it go... Only obsessive memories make us age. 1013 01:50:28,000 --> 01:50:33,000 Text freely adapted from the English translation. 1014 01:50:34,305 --> 01:51:34,845 Watch any video online with Open-SUBTITLES Free Browser extension: osdb.link/ext